Angela/Danny Birthday Week '06

WHEN YOU'VE GOT FRIENDS LIKE MINE, WHO NEEDS SLEEP?

XOXO to all of you, thank you for making my birthday so special this year, I had a lot to celebrate and I'm happy to have had the opportunity to share some joy with ya'll.


D W A T!

PS: THE CAKE WAS FUCKING ACE.

Looking towards the future....


DANCING WITH MARINES.

Adam enjoys an amazing cap.
Beautiful!
Not Beautiful.
Our RIDICS hotel room in SF.
Brian and Cynthia, looking ever so sassy.
So Sweet, I almost cried.
Angela and me yelling on the speaker phone to Cynthia.
Brent and I, amazing VEGAN restaurant.
We trying. We trying... (sigh)
Birthday Skies and UFO's
I peed right before this shot.
CHAN CHAN!
SOME DRUNK ASS MO in WeHo.
sAnging.
At a bar, I was tossed.
LET'S GET SOME SHOES. BETCH.
"Danny! If you're gonna fart, please light a candle!"
Mini Park.
Take 5.
NARUTO SAN!
Smoking! Smoking.
Motion
Sickness
Anyone?
Daniel. Great guy, wiz on the after effects :)
What.
A looooooong walk to end a loooooong night.
Park squared : )
Lost in SD...
Teeth.
Homer.
Red Robin + A LOT OF FLIES.
SWATING.
DWATING.
My P.
FRIED EGG SANDWICH IN THE MORNING. WHAT.

27.

birthday.

holla.

HOT.

There is some sorta strange offness about this I love.

Kinda Scissor Sisters Radiohead 80's electro delishishnessness.



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SET LIST.

FUCKING YES.

IT STARTS.

THIS IS A SET LIST FROM HER 2 CONCERT IN TUNISIA.

Opening/Rollercoaster

It’s Like That

Heartbreaker

Dreamlover

My All
(MARIAH 1:30 water and pat down, during dancebreak) (UM, WHAT DOES SHE NEED PATTED DOWN?

Honey

Breakdown

Shake It Off

Pause (2min) - Mariah's first change

I’ll Be There

Fly Like a Bird

Fantasy

Don’t Forget About Us

Always be my baby

I Know What U Want / Trey moment / Friend Of Mine

Pause (2min) - Mariah's second change

Thank God I Found You (RMX)

One Sweat Day

Hero

Vision Of Love

Make It Happen

Pause (2min) - Mariah's third change

Without You

We Belong Together

Fly Away (Butterfly Reprise)

THE END

I GOT IN.

Thank you everyone for your input and support over the last few months...has it been that long?

Anyway. I'm in.

Got the letter today.

I will be a student at The Miami Ad School, SF, starting Fall this year.

I can't believe I actually got my shit together and worked it out. Seems like things don't ever work out sometimes u know?

Very good. Very good.

If this all works out, I might even get to catch the Olympics in Beijing, '08.

her pussy exploded,

Dwat.

It's Good to be Asian.

Today, I went turned in my application. To celebrate, I went to the gym. Naturally. It was nice to get all the kinks out of my body though.

But that's not the point.

So I was doing a little light stretching before I ran and I fell into a few yoga poses coz, well that just happens.

So I get up and walk towards the hamster wheels.

This girl in a tank and shorts walk over to me.

"excuse me?"

"yeah?"

"do you do yoga?" She's giving me the eye. "you look like u do, so lean.." I'm so scared at this point coz I don't like being hit on by girls, I never know what to do. So I reply, humbly.

"yeah, well, I, sometimes..."

"or like cross country?" (I'm crying of laughter inside) "I mean ur so lean, it's good."

"Um. yeah, actually i'm trying to get bigger"

"oh no no, don't do that, I hate it when I go to the gym and I see guys with boobs bigger than mine" (she directs attention towards breasts, I clear my throat and look around for a weight to put away) "lean is good, u look like u run X-country, do you go to MONTA VISTA?"

"Oh god no no, I am much older thhan you are... you are?"

"i'm 19"

Again, dying of laughter inside.

"Um. I'm 27 this month"

"...27... hm... " again, the eye. (her friend, who is kinda cute with but also 3, is smiling)

"yeah, so i'm gonna go run now, see ya"

"bye"

OK, so the girl thing it whatever, it happens and I'm always an idiot. But being asked if I went to MONTA VISTA HIGH SCHOOL?!!?!?!

FUCKING TFO. (Total Fierceness OVERLOAD)

It's good to be Asian.


DWAT

Why not?

For a battered woman's shelter.

the font kinda sucks, but you get the idea.

EDIT V.2

You know I'm getting tired when i let that crap go.

Sorry, hope this is an improvement...

And another one.

A series, though I think the last one stands alone well too?


What do you think?


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Sorry ladies. I'll make a COCK one at some point.


Dwat@#!$

ANOTHER ONE.

And another one...

Dwat%^&*

2 more ads.

All right guys, more ad fun.


Please tell me if they suck or don't make any sense.

I appreciate it.

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More to come!

FIERCEST. EVER. EVER. EVAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

This movie should NEVER be remade.

OMG Mamma Streep make the BEST GAY MAN EVER.

Where DOES she hide the bulge? Oh you know she's hung like a whore.


Dwat!@#$