Wednesday, June 21, 2006

LATES T'WAAN


So, before I (burned) left big bad T'waan, I had to have me a little gathering of my closest 100 friends. This was the flyer. These are from my camera so it's of the people who came early, before I couldn't take anymore pictures. Yeah, it's like that ya'll. It's like Dadadada dada that ya'll.

This is WanLin, she's from NY/TPE, co-worker girl from agency.

This is Shane, master cook of the house. Amazing what they man can do with almonds ya'll.

This is James, the gayest man I have ever met in my entire life. Actually, I think he's a cartoon.

This is Grace of Nick and Grace, and Nick of Rich and Nick. Nick was unfortunately in Singapore during this picture.

This would be Wil of Wil and Karen, unfortunately, Karen was off camera, apparently tickling Wil's bum during this picture.

Balcony of judgement (for those not on the balcony)

Tems, Hiding in Asia, Nance. Hiding is completely fucked up on cola. Man, she's hardcore.

Jonny, coolest Brit I know.

Karen, Wil is the mass growing out of her hair.

Grace and me. She's Grrrrrreat.
No, they aren't fun house mirrors, my face is juz kinda fucked up.

Nancy, looking a little scared to be too close to the Danimal.

Stef, she looks like that one Mariah single cover, "Honey". Hot.

Marika and me.

Helen and Temsy, looking over Katie's giftbook for me. It was amazing.

This was me, a little (higher) later in the evening.

Opposite view.

Jonny's friend (background) had an unfortunate accident. COMPLETELY MY FAULT.

Temsy and me looking very DWATTY.

Stef, me, Shane.

Again, DWATTY. COMPLETELY DWATASTIC.

Yes, these pictures were taking in June, and yes it was hot that day in T'waan. Merry Xmas ya'll.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

STICKY HEEL...

So, I was hanging out at the apt. with my friends Wil and Karen... As we walked into the front entrance of my place, I notice a little cold feeling on my heel. I was wearing sandals so I thought it was the back of my pants that got a little wet.

I lifted up my foot and then I felt a little movement under there too.

Yes, I stepped on cockroach with my bare feet.

HOT HOT HOT!


DWAT FI FO VOM.

Friday, June 09, 2006

I'm SO cool.

So, I've been saying good-bye to the T'waan...

This was a recent coversation I tried to have online...

shafft98: HOLY SHIT
cyebay: lol
cyebay: what?
shafft98: DRUNKS
cyebay: i know
shafft98: EATOING HGE OW
shafft98: N
shafft98: BOWl
shafft98: OF CURRY RICE
cyebay: lol
shafft98: CHICKEN
shafft98: AFTER A PREVISOu OU
shafft98: tbkuwl
shafft98: BOUL
shafft98: BOUEl
shafft98: BOUWl
shafft98: BOWL
cyebay: LOL
cyebay: 2340899034
shafft98: sorry
shafft98: I"A:MTYIGn
cyebay: YOU CAN'T EVEN TYPE
shafft98: I"M STYING
shafft98: SYING
shafft98: TYING
cyebay: U SO DRUNK
shafft98: okok
shafft98: TTYL
shafft98: I LOVE U
cyebay: IG=
cyebay: OMG
cyebay: I'M DYING

Thursday, June 01, 2006

OUTRAGEOUS.