HER PUSSY EXPLODED.

CUTEST.

EVER.

This is my Nephew, his name is Xiao Bao. Of course, I refer to him as Xiaobs. My family hates it.

I don't care. I'm his favorite Uncle ever since I gave him a life-size (his size) Elmo that I picked up at a local SUPERMARKET back in the states. I know, strange place for a three foot tall Elmo, right by the US Weekly with Jessica Simpson on the cover at the check out stand. Bad grammar, sorry, deal.


I am still kind sick from tomb sweeping day, which was a little too much shirtless Danny in A/C for my body i guess. I can go into details, but let me just say it involved a lot of manual labor and burning of paper (and subsequent fire dousing) and dashing about to four different graves... SO GOOD!

Right, i'm gonna sleep now.

enjoy XIAOBS.

I will go enjoy bed.

Tomorrow, LUNCH WITH "HIDING IN ASIA" to celebrate the NEW PAD!!!!! CONGRATS HIA!

DWIZZLE?!